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Anonymous: My boyfriend & I usually have sex on the floor behind his bed so when you walk in you can only see the bed. And we were having sex one day & I was on top and his mom walks in and she can't see him but she can see me with my shirt on, and she's asking me where he is and I'm sitting on his dick & he's on the bottom trying not to laugh and moving around to make me make faces. And we were talking for like 15 minutes while I was sitting on his dick and having pleasant talk with his mom. NEVER AGAIN.

2 hours ago with 44,796 notes

  • man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
  • woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
  • man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

2 hours ago with 11,193 notes

if u dont eat girls out but you expect head ur a little bitch

2 hours ago with 149,273 notes




$20 for a selfie with me

but I can go to the dumpster for free


3 hours ago with 236,803 notes


Time to go out. Have a nice Friday night 😘



what do you call a sphere full of idiots


13 hours ago with 237,102 notes




They call me coffee cuz I grind so fine

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